I’m just so glad it’s Friday because I haven’t had a day off in 5 days. And I’ve been here since 7:00 a.m. Everyday take a 5minute vacation.

Excellent, because I got my hike in this morning. I walk the dog a mile every day. What keeps you going? Get a big dog. They never stop!

Why do you love weekends? Tell me your secret!
I used to think weekends were boring because there was no school. Now Saturday is just a day!

Even if you chose the right material, you may still fail to make them laugh. They must want to be made to laugh. Find out how to do that. http://ping.fm/HeH0t

people interpret humor differently and laugh for different reasons. Most people are easily disturbed by ideas that they are not used to. http://ping.fm/PPSPl

In order to make a person feel you need to send
mental pictures to her mind. Be descriptive and evocative language to make them feel amused.

Focus on the emotional effect a change, not logical effect. What delivers emotion? Not words themselves, but pictures these words create. http://ping.fm/OWDQi